Tumblr is a popular website that was created, perhaps, for blogging. While its original purpose has long since been forgotten, its present application is apparent: to provide a circlejerk space for every hipster, 16 year old girl, and Indie artfag to post their favorite stolen photographs and pieces of mediocre art, ‘meaningful’ subtitled stills from pretentious popular films, as well as talking about how cool wolves are. In short, Tumblr consists of boring and vulnerable, boy crazy high school girls that wish they were someone else and the sensitive guys who ultimately win them over by posting desaturated Polaroids of their meticulously decorated bedrooms.

Tumblr’s population consists solely of only the coolest and most trendy kids in your nearest suburb or recently gentrified urban avenue, as well as talented photographers, poets and writers. If the Internet had property for its users to virtually dwell in, Tumblr would be the gentrified neighborhood full of studio apartments, paid for by mom and dad. Tumblr users probably want to go to art school to study painting, and likely will get in with enough hard work. But, alas, they are likely to drop out after discovering that reposting images on the Internet didn’t magically give them talent.